The other day I was playing with our little man when I hear Captain Awesome in the bathroom blowing his nose.

He says: I know we are buying a house and stuff but I think we can still afford tissues that don’t blow through to my hands. And while we are at it let’s get some toilet paper that doesn’t tear up my A$$!

I had to laugh because the tissues are awful!

She said: You are right on the tissues, but the toilet paper is the same kind I always use!

He said: I want the softest two ply that feels nice.

Maybe I should tell him to go buy his own toilet paper?