The other day I was playing with our little man when I hear Captain Awesome in the bathroom blowing his nose.
He says: I know we are buying a house and stuff but I think we can still afford tissues that don’t blow through to my hands. And while we are at it let’s get some toilet paper that doesn’t tear up my A$$!
I had to laugh because the tissues are awful!
She said: You are right on the tissues, but the toilet paper is the same kind I always use!
He said: I want the softest two ply that feels nice.
Maybe I should tell him to go buy his own toilet paper?