The other day I was playing with our little man when I hear Captain Awesome in the bathroom blowing his nose.
He says: I know we are buying a house and stuff but I think we can still afford tissues that don’t blow through to my hands. And while we are at it let’s get some toilet paper that doesn’t tear up my A$$!
I had to laugh because the tissues are awful!
She said: You are right on the tissues, but the toilet paper is the same kind I always use!
He said: I want the softest two ply that feels nice.
Maybe I should tell him to go buy his own toilet paper?
Our toilets don’t have the best flushing power and the really nice tissues and toilet paper? Lead to the use of some super plunging skills.
flushable baby wipes.
You’re welcome for changing your life forever.
We have them! he doesn’t use them!
Very funny but tell your man that he is now moving to a county that has cesspools not sewers and he needs to be mindful of the toilet paper he flushes because if your cesspool backs up he’ll have bigger problems then a sore a$$!
You are right! I need to remind him of this!