Comments on: Bodily Functions? What Is Inappropriate?

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 12:09:30 +0000

First of all, bodily functions are NOT sexy! It’s called having personal boundaries and is a matter of mutual respect. Going to the bathroom should remain private. Hey, it’s nice to keep some mystique and sexiness in a relationship. To each their own, but I could never show my significant other such disregard and would desire that same courtesy from her.

By: Joyanna

Joyanna — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 21:24:35 +0000

I have NEVER farted in front of my boyfriend, but he farts ON me, similar to this “J” character. He has the worst farts I’ve ever smelled. I’m used to it by now.

By: Love, Marriage and the Master Bathroom | After the Alter | After the Alter

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 02:30:28 +0000

[...] brushing? How about when you have to pee? Do you do it in front of each other? (Not in this house! Bodily functions are kept private by me!) What is your bathroom [...]

By: The Comedy In Pregnancy | After the Alter

The Comedy In Pregnancy | After the Alter — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 02:29:29 +0000

[...] a good or bad thing, but it is what it is. I warned him in advance that my rule of “no passing gas in front of the husband” may just have to go out the window when I’m pregnant. But luckily it hasn’t [...]

By: Pooh Bear: Week Ten | After the Alter

Pooh Bear: Week Ten | After the Alter — Tue, 18 May 2010 00:45:32 +0000

[...] gas pains. Don’t worry, The Captain doesn’t get the brunt of that..I still follow my bodily functions rule from before. But don’t think I wouldn’t just let one go if I could…nope that gas [...]

By: My Father's Daughter

My Father's Daughter — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:56:44 +0000

I have heard it said that many people treat their friends better than they do their family. I don’t know about you but I tend to guard what I “share” around my friends. My husband and I have been married for almost 14 years. We love, honor and respect one another– and we try our best to treat each other with at least the same amount of respect and deference that we treat others with. I find that some “sharing” is not conducive to me desiring my husband or him desiring me in an intimate way- so we try to keep those things that would hinder our intimacy private-He should get the BEST of me-not the worst…after all he is around me more than anyone else!

By: Anti-Supermom

Anti-Supermom — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 20:57:12 +0000

‘Poot’ that word alone makes me giggle

Hilarious.

By: The Husband

The Husband — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:15:33 +0000

Really? Who uses the word Poot?! .-= The Husband´s last blog ..Our Loss: Now Truly Over =-.

By: jocelyn

jocelyn — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:33:08 +0000

I would never poot on my boyfriend, nor would he do it to me. That’s the way we are…

By: "P"

"P" — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:05:04 +0000

Well, I am “J’s” wife and I think my husband has lost his mind! We have known each other for 10 years and all of a sudden he is changing is view on things. Since we started dating we were always very comfortable with each other (sometimes too comfortable). I mean I don’t purposefully try to pass gass on or around him and I keep my privacy and shut the door when i have to go to the bathroom. But if we are together and a fart accidentally slips out then so sorry…that’s life. Why should my husband have freedom in our home, but I have to be worried if natural bodily functions occur when we’re home together? Also, read Jen’s blog closely…She writes that “J” farted ON his wife. That’s right readers ON me!

He knew what he was getting into when he married me. He can’t all of a sudden change his tune and say I can’t fart, burp, or go to the bathroom when he’s home. We have the rest of our lives together…get over it!