Ahhhhhhhhh…..that scream is me screaming from frustration. How is it possible that my son has figured out how to jump out of his crib? How is it possible that because of this new trick we have made his crib a toddler bed? How is my baby little boy in a semi big boy bed so […]
I decided to start a series of posts chronicling some funny, embarrassing mishaps that happen to me. We all know that motherhood can be a huge adventure, so I hope by reading these embarrassing moments in my life, you can feel better about yours! Let’s set the scene….You are at a store and you hear […]
Let’s face it…we all can get a little crazy sometimes. Well…not me of course…but all of you! (I can hear Captain Awesome laugh out loud as he reads this along with most of my IRL friends). No matter what, we as people judge others. We aren’t proud of it, and those that say they NEVER […]
I am a forward thinker. Right, wrong or indifferent I always think ahead. I like plans, I know to know what’s coming and if I don’t…I freak out. The funny thing is that most things in life can’t be planned. You can try, but it’s like the saying goes “when people plan…God laughs”. So this […]
It’s no secret that I am a total wino. Just check out the After The Alter Facebook page to some funny e-cards that I like to share regularly. Can you just picture me sitting at my computer laughing to myself? Man am I hilarious sometimes! But I digress…just because I am a self proclaimed wino […]
After the Alter is a blog about my "life after the alter" meaning after being married, and the changes that go with it. I am a mom to a beautiful boy and girl who are the stars of this blog, and a little Pomeranian named Tinkerbell. I LOVE being married to Captain Awesome, and here I share stories of my life as I learn how to be the best wife and mom I can be, and all my crazy thoughts along the way.
